To all you who wished for a “white Christmas”…
You are jerks and I don’t like you. -20°wind chill expected??? Ya, happy now? Ohhh we have snow, sooooo special eh?
🎄🖕 here’s to your snow. Merry (*bleeping) xmas selfish bastards.
I’m dreaming…of a green Christmas. Warm like the ones I used to know.
If we get the blizzard of 1996 again you better believe Santa is giving you coal next year.