To all you who wished for a “white Christmas”…
You are jerks and I don’t like you. -20°wind chill expected??? Ya, happy now? Ohhh we have snow, sooooo special eh?
🎄🖕 here’s to your snow. Merry (*bleeping) xmas selfish bastards.
I’m dreaming…of a green Christmas. Warm like the ones I used to know.
If we get the blizzard of 1996 again you better believe Santa is giving you coal next year.
We will take the snow you entitled Northerner! Raspberries grow like weeds there. Lucky!!!!
Hmmm…. Perhaps you are Southwestern inside